Monday, May 08, 2006

 

all good things...

must come to an end.

it was a good idea at the time but now every one of the editors to this site have become too bored with the site to continue it.

the short attention span strikes again. but, feel free to read the archives of the site because they are very funny.

if you need something to read to fill the sudden vacuum in your life go on my website, the nation-of-duncan.

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all good things...


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Thursday, April 27, 2006

 

She's ageing rather quickly

Teacher: I could call you a crumpet, but not really because im a girl, woman, old person...
Guy: Dinosaur

staircase 5, lesson 3

Overheard by Duncan

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Why's that do you think?

Dumb Girl: (Taking bite out of bacon sandwitch) This tastes like pig.

Canteen, Lunch Time

Overheard by Peter and Michael

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

 

he doesn't need anybody

random guy: i don't need fun!

library, 2nd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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it's not that he's too clever...

guy 1: you're too clever you should be sent to live on an island somewhere.
guy 2: you mean an island like britain?

library, 2nd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Monday, April 24, 2006

 

medical miracles part 2

year 10 girl: your breasts are too big, give her some.

morning registration, year 10 area

overheard by: marc

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medical miracles part 1

year 10 girl: yes you can breast feed through your nose.
other girl: no you can't you idiot!

morning registration, garden

overheard by: marc

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Friday, April 21, 2006

 

please listen carefully to this announcement

female teacher: oh! i have a wedgie!

library, lesson 2

overheard by: guy and clair

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and why are you interested?

year 10 girl - sir, do you get vaginal dryness?
male teacher - you shouldn't know about that till the menopause!

staircase 7, period 4

overheard by: clair

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

 

there was a sudden tectonic shift

dumb girl: has the time difference changed? cos i feel like im in spain its so hot!

canteen, after-school

overheard by: stephen

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Why the extended holiday?

Guy1: Maybe we should have 2 weeks off for Trafalger day.
Teacher: I can't remember what it's commemorating.
Guy2: I think it was the battle of Trafalger, wasn't it?
Girl: Maybe they’re celebrating the day they built Trafalgar square

Library Computer Room, Lesson 6

Overheard by Matt and Duncan

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Sexually Transmitted Malteasers

Silly Girl: Did you just say my Malteasers have AIDs?

Library Computer Room, Lesson 5

Overheard by Matt and Duncan

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all you need is...

guy 1: she was in love with me!
girl: there's no such thing as love.
guy 2: she's having a bad day.

library computer room, lesson 5

overheard by: campbell

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like a crazy version of superman

crazy guy: you know in the easter holidays i went to sleep at 7 o'clock on monday night and didn't wake up until 12 o'clock wednesday dinner time.
year 13: i don't think thats physically possible.
crazy guy: most of the things i do aren't physically possible!

media, lesson 4

overheard by: marc

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they're all famous film stars

teacher: you know the bar scene in star wars? the one where they walk into a bar filled with loads of weirdos who are all drunk and playing weird music? that's my year 9 class.

staircase 5, lesson 4

overheard by: duncan

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

 

if you are happy and you know it...

girl 1: are you feeling alright? you look like you're in a bad mood.
girl 2: no i'm in a good mood today
girl 1: oh yeah it's because you can't smile.

morning registration, staircase 5

overheard by: anne

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pleased to hear it

random girl: i don't have boobs on my head!

library, lunch time

overheard by: duncan

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no i don't do geography, why'd you ask?

sixth form girl: aberystwyth the university of wales? that sounds asian.

library, lunch time

overheard by: duncan

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

 

take a break

it's currently the easter holidays so, unsuprisingly, there is nothing to overhear in our school.

it's a beautiful day outside. stop looking at this screen.

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Friday, March 31, 2006

 

it's the taking part that counts

teacher: what do a £2 coin, a telescope, an apple and a glass prism have in common?

a kid puts up his hand.

teacher: yes?
kid: a £2 coin!
teacher: erm... well done for trying.

assembly, 2nd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

 

yes, it's very well hidden

dumb girl: i thought the grand canyon was in rheged!

library computer room, lesson 4

overheard by: peter

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just a friendly guy

guy: i like him but everytime i talk to him on the internet i just want to kill him

library computer room, 6th lesson

overheard by: duncan

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he is secure in his masculinity

teacher: and so julia roberts in 'love actually'...
sixth form guy: you're thinking of notting hill, wait no i mean, i shouldn't have said that.
teacher: you sad git

staircase 5, 3rd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Friday, March 24, 2006

 

Not the most conventional method...

Girl 1: You know what Co-op should do? They should make a sausage sandwich and throw it.
Girl 2: Yeah, they can catapult it and we can stand with our gobs open and catch it.

Library Computer Room, Lesson1

Overheard by Matt

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And Cardiff is in Russia

Guy: Remember when she thought East Anglia was in Africa?

6th Form Block, Before school

Overheard by Matt

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

 

Not a lot going for her

Guy 1: She's thick
Guy 2: She's diseased
Guy 3: Good luck to her then!

Ellen Theatre, Lesson 2

Overheard by Marc

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Yes Sir! Good comeback Sir!

Teacher: Shut up in there!
Guy: Apologies Miss
Girl: Kiss arse
Guy: Hey, this is my school, I'll do whatever the hell I want!

Library Computer Roon, Lesson 5

Overheard by Peter

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It's all a matter of personal preference

Teacher: Lad, girls with hairy legs, yes or no?
6th Former: No
Teacher: Correct!

Staircase 4, Lesson 4

Overheard by Duncan

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Not even a 12 year old?

Teacher: There's nothing better than seeing an 11 year old wretch everywhere

Staircase 4, lesson 4

Overheard by Duncan

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he caught sight of himself in a mirror

guy wearing blonde wig and fireman's helmet: i need a life

back-stage, 1st lesson yesterday

overheard by: duncan

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

 

Keep it to yourself next time please

Girl: I think i'm on, i'm feeling a bit moist.

Ellen Theatre, Lunchtime

Overheard be Matt

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Monday, March 20, 2006

 

time for some geography

guy 1: when you donate the blood it can go anywhere
guy 2: but what if it goes to pennsylvania?
guy 1: what do you mean? why would that be a problem?
guy 2: you know, dracula!
guy 1: no, that's trannsylvania!
guy 2: no i mean the trannsylvania in pennsylvania.

library computer room, 3rd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Whatever turns you on I suppose...

6th Form guy: Of fuck, that's good muffin!

Ellen Theatre, Breaktime

Overheard By Matt

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Friday, March 17, 2006

 

you are what you don't eat

dumb girl: is anyone else feeling jewish today? i am. I think it's because i haven't been eating pork recently. or is it muslims who don't eat pork? maybe i'm feeling muslim today.

ellen theatre, 3rd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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so what do you live in?

random girl: i know what a fortress is. is it like a hut?

ellen theatre, 3rd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

 

so does she have irish ancestry?

girl: i would have though epilepsy was a type of lebrechaun.

ellen theatre, 5th lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

 

none of them new-fangled teaching methods

teacher: no you don't want to use pictures, pictures excite the children too much. you want to use plain text to dull them.

staircase 4, 4th lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Yes, it's your IQ

Year 7 kid: Is 31 a number?

Library, Period 1

Overheard by Matt

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

 

Now that's weird...

Year 10 Girl: I'm still your Daddy, Bez!

McCarron yard, Lunchtime

Overheard by Matt

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i'm going to patent you

random girl: you are the cure for period pains.

library computer room, 1st lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Monday, March 13, 2006

 

just a casual, everyday greeting

guy 1: good morning.
guy 2: i've been sick 5 times already this morning

ellen theatre, 2nd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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you should really see a doctor about that

6th former: oooh, i hate feet!! just look at them!! rite... put your foot up!! now put your hand on it! wiggle!! Oh my god... it feels like a pet!

ellen theatre

overheard by: sarah and danielle

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most fetishes are safe...

6th form girl: i like being suffocated

ellen theatre, break

Overheard by Gary

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Friday, March 10, 2006

 

spot the innuendo

random girl: it’s not going in, it’s too big to go in!

library computer room, break time

overheard by: duncan

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you won't like it when i'm angry

girl: (talking to self) don’t mess with me child or I’ll lamp him, I’ll grot on his face.

library computer room, break time

overheard by: duncan

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in life?

year 9: (talking to self) i’m going the wrong way.

staircase 4, 4th lesson yesterday

overheard by: ...

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it's just a small step from tears to death

girl 1: i’m going to cry.
girl 2: yeah me too in fact I’m going to kill myself let’s go together! thelma and louise style!

library computer room, lesson 2

overheard by: duncan

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if you need a definition of rude

6th form girl: i don't understand what you mean nathan, i think it's because i'm not listening to you.

library computer room, 2nd lesson

overheard by: duncan

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

 

Are you talking to your Dog?

Guy: You just licked my face!
Don't lick my face?
I wish you wouldn't do that!

Ellen Theatre, afterschool,

Overheard by Matt

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